January 2011
So Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up
fuckyeahlaughters: I can’t wait for the song. Let’s see here: Oh JAKE What a MISTAKE I should have known that you would TAKE My heart and let it BREAK Oh JAKE You were such a SNAKE Remember by the LAKE When you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE JAKE You were such a FAKE You can’t even BAKE CAKE Oh JAKE What a MISTAKE Fuck you with a RAKE I guess I couldn’t MAKE You...
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Frustrated
When I’m frustrated, I always feel the need to throw a chair out the window. Punch someone in the face. Tear my room apart. Scream all the air out of my lungs. Trash my guitar. Kick down the fence in the backyard. Smash all the windows in our house. Call every single person I see a bad name. Rip random pages out of my books. Throw a tantrum. Take all the posters down in my room. Flip over my...
Jan 27th
Today at work, I caught a mouse. Named it Steve. I set him free outside on the street. In retrospect, his chances of staying alive were probably better when he was still living in our building. I hope you’re doing well, buddy.
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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“I can dish it ‘cause I know how to take it.”
– Cobra Starship (“Guilty Pleasure”)
Jan 20th
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J.
God works in many mysterious ways. He sometimes lets different paths from different people intertwine. Sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. Sometimes with a clear purpose, sometimes for no apparent reason at all. The point is, in the end, the question is, have we grown stronger from that relationship or not? Have we learned something from that person? Have they helped us? Have they...
Jan 20th
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Philosophy #2
If I had to choose, I’d choose solitude and my dignity over popularity and fake friends any day. I sincerely hope you have the strength to do the same. It’s not easy. Everyone wants to be liked. But sometimes you just have to grid your teeth and accept the fact that it’s impossible to be liked by everyone. And that’s okay. Wouldn’t you much rather hang with people...
Jan 20th
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1) Go to google translate 2) translate "will...
I love the kid, seriously. But this is too funny.
Jan 19th
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Guy on the bus
I stood at the bus stop as the bus you sat in, drove by me. You were sitting by the window, with a distant expression on that gorgeously featured face of yours. Your blond hair sat in a slight mess on your head that leaned against the backrest of the seat. In the short seconds that I saw you, I was awestruck. I had never had that happen to me before, in my life. I watched the bus turn the corner...
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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When my friend
fuckyeahlaughters: just1ntim3: get’s a better grade than me my reaction:  but really: But when I score higher than them my reaction: but really: . always.
Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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“Nothing is quite as satisfying as walking out of a mall with two hands full of...”
– Me
Jan 10th
don't be shy, come on up and ask me anything →
Jan 10th
softlines asked: I liked your "philosophy #1" entry.
I need to listen to that John Mayer song.
I can't say I've personally cared enough to do reports for other people.
But, I'm the nice person that gives out advice and listens, and when I need it I realize I've got some shite friends. I've gone through different situations with people all becase I know they...
Jan 10th
softlines asked: I liked your "philosophy #1" entry.
I need to listen to that John Mayer song.
I can't say I've personally cared enough to do reports for other people.
But, I'm the nice person that gives out advice and listens, and when I need it I realize I've got some shite friends. I've gone through different situations with people all becase I know they...
Jan 9th
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A.
I’ve known her for almost nineteen years. In fact, I’ve known her my entire life. I grew up next to her. 3 and half years my senior, she watched me grow into the young woman I am today. It didn’t go without the occasional fight and arguments filled with bad words and things that can never be unsaid. But our bond is stronger than all those things. She taught me how to read, how to...
Jan 9th
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Philosophy #1
If there’s anything I’ve learned in life, it’s that it’s impossible to get along with everyone. People are all different and personalities are bound to clash. It took me eighteen years to figure that out. In elementary school, I used to be a real people-pleaser. I dreaded the thought of someone not liking me. Or worse, hating me. So I did everything in my power to make...
Jan 9th
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awesomeawesomeawesome!!! →
Jan 9th
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If you don't have Mike Posner's album yet, go get...
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Philosophy #1
If there’s anything I’ve learned in life, it’s that it’s impossible to get along with everyone. People are all different and personalities are bound to clash. It took me eighteen years to figure that out. In elementary school, I used to be a real people-pleaser. I dreaded the thought of someone not liking me. Or worse, hating me. So I did everything in my power to make...
Jan 9th
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Nerdy Confession #1
Yes I did buy the Illiad. Yes I intend to read it FOR FUN. :) Ego nerdus maximus sum.
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